danser la valse

很妙喔！！回到家裡，打開常看的58頻道，
漫不經心地東摸摸西摸摸，聽到「世足寡婦」，眼睛就亮起來拉！！ 
這則新聞是介紹一個網站，
一群世足寡婦成立的交流園地。

然後我覺得很有趣，
光是教戰守則裡面幾條，
去Tobago度假，反正他們很快就會被淘汰出局，
刷老公的卡去住五星級飯店一個月，
或者乾脆學德文，讓自己也跟著加油等等

都很好笑哩～～～
貼上來和大家分享，順順練練英文


Let the world (cup) turn without you - 
ten top tips on how to survive a month as a world cup widow

1. Book a holiday to Tobago - it will be soccer-free when their football team makes an early exit from the tournament.

2. Take a shopping trip to New York - the only American watching their team will be the coach.

3. Read the entire works of Shakespeare, especially "Wayne shall we three meet again", "Match ado about nothing" and "Midsummer Night’s Dream Team".

4. Build a bunker, install a sofa, telly and kettle and watch every back episode of Corrie.

5. Join a gym so you can show off your svelte-like figure after the final whistle.
  ..while your partner piles on the pounds pigging out on pizza.

6. Learn German so you can cheer on the home team in the final.

7. Take a lover - advertise for a world cup widower in your local paper.

8. Get a job as a marriage counsellor - you’ll be rushed off your feet.

9. Buy the entire Beatles collection to play at full volume in your bedroom. 
It will drown out the soccer commentary 
(and remind your partner that it’s 40 years since England won the World Cup).

10. Book into a five star hotel for a month on your partner’s credit card.  
By the time you’re missed the finals will be over and you can use the hotel internet to make friends with other world cup widows.